butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

(Source: vaxeens, via tightdressesandskinnytights)

luminoxxie:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

(via tightdressesandskinnytights)

nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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can-you-feel-my-farts:

affectedline:

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

^^^^

umm lavender smells amazing and cilantro tastes like jesus so if thats not incentive enough

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"hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940’s"

(Source: queefdollaz, via ruinedchildhood)

surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

(Source: surprisebitch, via takemeback-)

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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(via strangelysuicidal)

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(Source: llamacabbage, via ruinedchildhood)

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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(via ruinedchildhood)

oknope:

do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

(via strangelysuicidal)

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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(via ruinedchildhood)

sorelatable:

How I feel after eating:

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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via strangelysuicidal)

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

Awwwwwee

For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

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