Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
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Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
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